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Ghidul xenofobului: turism cu umor la austrieci | Ghidul Xenofobului

Ghidul XenoFobului - Austriecii

Ghidul XenoFobului este, in fapt, o colectie ce redefineste ideea de turism si are ca scop vindecarea de xenofobie prin umor. Episodul dedicat austriecilor sta eminamente sub semnul comparatiei austrieci-germani. Nici nu se putea altfel, avand in vedere infratirea spirituala dintre cele doua popoare. In timp ce austriecii graviteaza intre a-i considera pe germani salvatori sau cuceritori, dar etichetandu-i pe nemti drept aroganti si lipsiti de umor, in timp ce acestia din urma au o imagine clara despre austrieci: incompetenti, zgarciti si dezordonati. In acelasi timp, germanii vad in Austria destinatia ideala pentru concediu, in timp ce austriecii si-au germanizat aproape in totalitate economia si cauta in permanenta solutii nemtesti pentru problemele autohtone.

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Din Ghidul XenoFobului - Austriecii:

Un istoric german remarca odata, putin cam nepoliticos, ca bavarezii sunt veriga lipsa dintre austrieci si fiintele umane. Uitase, se vede, ca vechii austrieci au venit din Bavaria, mai putin cativa alemani.

Parerea germanilor despre austrieci nu s-a imbunatatit odata cu trecerea timpului. Hoarde intregi de nemti merg in frumoasa Austrie pentru schi, alpinism si sex; chiar si uriasul Helmut Kohl, fostul cancelar german, isi petrece vacanta de vara pe malul lacurilor austriece, incercand fara succes sa mai piarda din greutate. Din nefericire, asta nu a facut decat sa intareasca imaginea Austriei ca loc unde te duci cand nu esti in totalitate serios si a austriecilor ca popor nu tocmai serios.

Opinia germanilor despre incompetenta austriecilor isi are, fara indoiala, radacinile in istorie, caci armatele habsburgice au pierdut bataliile duse cu prusacii cu o regularitate monotona.

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Louis James - Ghidul xenofobului. Austriecii