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Ghidul xenofobului: turism cu umor la canadieni | Ghidul Xenofobului

Ghidul XenoFobului - Canadienii

Canadienii sunt atât de politicosi si corecti, încât se spune ca un hot din partea de sud a Columbiei Britanice a intrat într-un magazin si, dupa ce a asteptat rabdator la rând, l-a informat politicos pe vânzator ca si-a uitat arma acasa, dar ca se va întoarce în jumatate de ora, ca sa-l jefuiasca. Politia, sosita la vreme pentru a-l aresta, a declarat ca omul nu numai ca si-a respectat promisiunea, dar a fost si punctual.

Când calatoresc departe de meleagurile natale, canadienii sunt sfatuiti sa spuna ca vin din Toronto, Montreal sau Vancouver, indiferent care este adevarul. Nimeni n-a auzit vreodata de alte localitati si nu veti ajunge nicaieri daca veti încerca sa lamuriti problema precizând ce orase sunt prin apropiere: în Canada, nici o asezare nu e aproape de alta.

Aproape 90% din canadieni locuiesc pe o raza de trei sute de kilometri de granita americana. Daca nu pot trai ca ei, macar sa traiasca aproape de ei. Când vor primi ordinul de invadare a Statelor Unite, în nici trei ore, douazeci si sapte de milioane de canadieni vor fi trecut deja frontiera.