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Ghidul Xenofobului: turism cu umor la francezi | Ghidul Xenofobului

Ghidul XenoFobului - Francezii

“Egocentrismul francezilor se vede cel mai bine in felul in care conduc masina. Anarhia pune mana pe volan si adevaratul caracter al francezului iese la iveala. Regulile rutiere sunt considerate sugestii interesante, de care s-ar putea tine seama daca nu ai avea in minte lucruri cu mult mai importante. Francezul (si frantuzoaica) de rand se aseaza patriotic la volanul unui Peugeot, Citoren sau Renault, porneste motorul, baga in viteza si apoi strabate de-a lungul si de-a latul Europa ca si cum ar fi pe mosia lui. Nu sunt numai soferi prosti, ci de-a dreptul nesabuiti si periculosi. Orice intersectie importanta se transforma intr-un ring de dans aglomerat, cu masini care valseaza, ciocnindu-se, facandu-si loc, stiind precis unde ar vrea sa ajunga, profund deranjate de tot ce misca in jur.”

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Nick Yapp, Michael Syrett - Ghidul xenofobului. Francezii