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Ghidul xenofobului: turism cu umor la evrei | Ghidul Xenofobului

Ghidul XenoFobului - Israelienii

“Lumea intreaga este impotriva noastra” spun israelienii, atunci cand sunt criticati de straini. Israelienii au obiceiul de a imparti lumea in trei grupuri: primul este cel al oamenilor pro-evrei, al celor care ii plac, cel de-al doilea, grupul anti-evrei, cei care ii urasc vehement, cel de-al treilea grup avand o atitudine neutra fata de evrei, din lipsa de informatii. Acest ultim grup trebuie educat, in mod evident, pentru a adera, in cele din urma la grupul pro-evrei. In aceeasi ordine de idei, trasatura definitorie a natiunii este sensibilitatea. Daca intaietatea intr-o competitie - fie ea de ordin politic, sportiv sau de alta natura - nu este adjudecat de catre evrei, acestia blameaza in mod imediat politica din Orientul Mijlociu. Etichetele damnabile traditionale de antisemitism si xenofobie au luat o vacanta in ultimii ani, fiind substituiti gradual de termenul de pro-arab. Si nimic nu este mai rau decat sa fii pro-arab, in viziunea israelienilor, pentru ca, atunci faci parte automat din grupul “anti-evrei”.

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Din Ghidul XenoFobului - Israelienii:

Pentru israelieni exista cuvinte urate si cuvinte foarte urate. Cuvintele urate sunt in ebraica si au fost inventate in corturile armatei sau pe strazi. Cuvintele foarte urate provin in general din araba. Israelienii sustin ca injuraturile in araba sunt mai suculente. Frazele care incep cu ina-al sunt urate, in timp ce cuvintele rostite cu un suierat furios ce contin sunete continui ca sssss sau xxxxx sunt foarte, foarte urate.

Cand este rostit pe un ton iritat, cuvantul idis Nu inseamna Haide, haide, termina cu asta! I se replica in general prin fraza: Lama makara? (care inseamna Ce dracu’ se intampla?, dar care este prescurtarea pentru Oare ce s-a putut intampla ca sa faci un asemenea scandal?) Fraza aceasta este insotita de o rasucire agresiva a palmei spre fata persoanei catre care este directionata intrebarea.

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Aviv Ben Zeev - Ghidul xenofobului. Israelienii