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Ghidul xenofobului: turism cu umor la polonezi | Ghidul Xenofobului

Ghidul XenoFobului - Polonezii

Pentru a te vindeca de xenofobie, in cazul polonezilor trebuie mai intai sa treci peste stilul lor unic de umor. Este vorba despre un umor sec si adesea negru - un fel de haz de necaz. Polonezii au adus satira la nivel de arta, Marea Gluma Politica devenind un fel de monument national. Aria subiectelor pentru anecdotele poloneze este foarte variata si, deseori, ca non-polonez, iti este foarte greu sa treci peste aciditatea acestora.

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Din Ghidul Xenofobului - Polonezii:

Polonezii au fost intotdeauna priviti ca fiind romantici incurabili – sintagma care de cele mai multe ori inseamna mai degraba “impulsivi, usor manevrabili”. Winston Churchill afirma la un moment dat: “ Putine sunt virtutile pe care polonezii nu le poseda si la fel de putine greselile pe care nu le-au facut vreodata.” Quentin Crisp a mers chiar mai departe, descriindu-i ca fiind “Nu o natiune, ci niste nebuni de legat.”

Nu este surprinzator faptul ca principalele trasaturi nationale ale polonezilor sunt adaptabilitatea, darul improvizatiei si capacitatea de a scoate apa din piatra seaca. O buna bucatareasa este aceea care poate gati o ciorba delicioasa dintr-un cui ruginit. Vechile carti de bucate poloneze prezenau retete de tipul “se iau douasprezece oua”, alaturi de altele care incepeau cu “ce sa folositi daca nu aveti”. Spre exemplu, “chec cu migdale daca nu aveti migdale” (folositi boabe de fasole macinate si aroma de migdale)”.

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Ewa Lipniacka - Ghidul xenofobului. Polonezii