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Ghidul xenofobului: turism cu umor la spanioli | Ghidul Xenofobului

Ghidul XenoFobului - Spaniolii

Pana de curand, apogeul existentei unui spaniol se consuma episodic, prin evenimente sociale, precum nunti, botezuri, morti. Cu toate acestea, in ultimii ani, teleonvelele sud-americane au luat locul acestor evenimente.

Din Ghidul XenoFobului - Spaniolii:

“Cuvântul esenţial pe care trebuie să-l reţineţi din vocabularul lor este mañana (însoţit de obicei de o ridicare din umeri), care înseamnă «mâine» sau «cândva în cursul zilei de mâine», sau «poimâine», sau «răspoimâine» sau «săptămâna viitoare», «săptămâna de după săptămâna viitoare», «luna viitoare», «poate luna viitoare», «anul viitor», «posibil anul viitor», «mai bine să gândim în termenii anului 2013», «mai târziu», «cândva», «niciodată», «absolut niciodată».”

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Drew Launay - Ghidul xenofobului. Spaniolii